As useless as bewbies on a bull

Here’s something you may, or may not, find interesting:

One of the things I never thought I would be doing in my life was writing EVERY day.

I hated English in school.

I now have a coach who helps me improve and learn new writing techniques.

The thing I love about modern writing (not the stuff they taught me at school), it’s really fun because you can BREAK nearly all the rules.

Which as you know, kinda suits me.

-Spelling don’t matta
-Punctuation, . dont either
-The odd swear word is ok (although I’m trying to reduce this)
-Made up words are fine, like bewbies 😉
-Jokes, stories are encouraged
-Sayings, slang and one-liners are IN

Which is what I’m tasked with studying this week.

Some of the best slang, sayings and one liners I’ve ever heard are:

*About as useful as a chocolate teapot
*If brains were dynamite, she/he wouldn’t have enough to blow their nose
*I’m busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad
*Abso-bloody-lutely or no-efing-way
*As useless as bewbies on a bull
*As bored as a midget at a theme park

Anyway, I can’t get enough of these sayings.
My favorite is the dynamite one.

Maybe you have a good one yourself, please send it over.

Alright, that’s it for today.

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Richard Clarke

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