Unsolicited Advice From The Confession Box (Diabetes)

Just wanted to warn you that no matter where you hide, nowhere is safe.

I now have God on my side, well kind of.

Listen to this:

A few months ago a catholic priest started following one of my programmes.

Now he is “fully converted” to my wicked, but highly effective ways, and is even recommending me to his congregation. .

Father told me how he was reading my weight loss book, in the confession box of all places, in-between sinners.

And as if God were looking down, the next man who was in the confession box was in poor health and happened to be a diabetic.

Diabetics find it notoriously hard to lose weight.

Not sure what advice the chap was expecting but I’m sure it wasn’t this.

Father told the man about the chapter in my book, which is all about diabetes and how it can NOW BE CURED (type II).

My opinion and the approach to diabetes in general has COMPLETELY changed.

In fact you could say, it’s the POLAR OPPOSITE to what “us professionals” used to recommend.

Father showed the sinner the error of his ways, and explained what the new rules for diabetics are:

Diabetics DON’T need to eat carbohydrates with every meal (as they have been told by dieticians for over 25 years).

To learn the ins-and-outs of how to eat as a diabetic, and lose weight safely (stuff you wont hear from the NHS) put down that pasta and go here (3 options):

1.My online academy – https://www.richard-clarke.co.uk/academy/

2. One-one/group training – http://personaltrainerswansea.co.uk/packages.asp

3. My new slimming club (you need to fill out a form) –https://richardclarke.wufoo.com/forms/wbruzyl1ufk1mb/

Richard Clarke

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