My clients tell me some shocking stories.
A while back a lady told me about these Spanks suits.
She’d worn one of these magic suits on a night out, and every time she wanted to use the loo, she had to strip completely naked, and she needed help to do it. Apparently it was quite a funny sight, the more drunk she got.
I’m told this particular version was the full suit.
It was the Spanks, Super High Power, High Waisted, Mid Thigh Shaper.
What a mouthful.
As far as my research can ascertain 😉 it has three different settings:
-medium
-firm
-extrafirm
Other options for the buyer include:
-Waist clincher
-Booty boosting shorts
…And in case that’s not enough…for when you have to pull out all the stops they have…
– Totally Transforming (apparently its “not for the faint hearted).
My personal favourite was the “slim cognito”.
The adverts said things like “Take inches of your waist & eliminate back fat”.
It seems to me that the dedication it takes to do that for a night out is amazing.
-You could say its deceitful.
-You could even say its lazy.
-Or you could just say its brilliant.
I say the manufacturers have it spot on and it solves a BIG problem. You don’t need to diet or exercise and you can look slimmer – immediately.
Its a great quick fix.
Trouble is, like it or not, quick fixes often attract desperate slimmers who cant be bothered to put in the elbow grease to lose weight, and end up using and abusing these suits. No shame in that, each to their own.
However compare that to the many other slimmers that are sick and tired of being uncomfortable and hot and sweaty all night, so they are deciding to change their wicked ways and get into shape.
Lots of them are choosing my easy to follow slimming programmes.
To get in on that action go here and fill out a form:
https://richardclarke.wufoo.com/forms/slimming-club-application-form/
Richard Clarke