Ok my naughty little Elf:
On your marks . . .
Get set . . .
Permission to start Xmas is now granted.
You may precede to do what ever the hell you like.
Knock yourself out – vodka on your cornflakes or chocolate for lunch, whatever floats your boat.
Let the chaos begin.
Of course, everything in our house is completely normal.
My wife went to the supermarket at 5.30am this morning, and my son has been on the ipad for about two days straight, and has only eaten quality street since finishing school last Friday. Of course I joke, he has had a few crisps too.
Enjoy yourself and we will catch up again next Wednesday.
Richard (and family)
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