Santa has been!
I HAVE to tell you about this funny little guy who showed up at my door Xmas eve.
He was short, cute and about 4 feet tall.
He also had weird shoes that curled up at the ends.
And even funnier he had pointy ears.
I asked him who he was and he said he was a messenger from Santa!
Apparently, Santa is getting older and slower, and he’s concerned about his weight now.
He is worried about having heart problems and doesn’t want to drop dead one day while carrying presents to kids due to his weight.
So he wanted my advice.
Can you believe that?
So here’s what I told this messenger to tell Santa:
1. Start eating more protein!
I told the messenger to tell Santa to get those elves to start bringing him more meat and protein, instead of white carbs like bread, etc.
2. Stop eating the mince pies!
When going to down chimneys and seeing plates of mince pies and a glass of milk, ignore it! And instead, leave a note next to them saying next year he’d prefer to be left some meat and cheese, instead.
And instead of milk, leave water.
3. Start walking more!
In other words…
Instead of hitching up the reindeers every time he needs to go somewhere, I told the messenger to tell Santa to get his oversized ass outside and walk, it’s great for his heart and body.
4. Start exercising more!
He doesn’t have to huff and puff and sweat and strain, he can do my easy online program instead, that’s fine:
https://www.richard-clarke.co.uk/academy/
I said to tell Santa this is NOT based on hard exercise.
It’s based on eating tasty meals and using short 10 minute routines and was developed by me to get people in shape quickly.
Anyway, so that’s that.
This is the plan I have for Santa.
We’ll see if he listens in 2016.
Have a GREAT time during the rest of the Xmas break,
Richard Clarke
PS – From New Years Day Until Sunday 3rd January I will be emailing you quite a bit about a new offer I have to help you get in shape FAST.
Plus you won’t have to risk a single penny.