A cheeky petrolhead husband has put his wife up for sale on eBay.
It’s a terrible affront to all women, and I particularly loved it. (evil laugh)
The advert went something like this:
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For Sale One Wife
Not new has been used but still got some good miles left in her. Reason for selling . . . .I’ve had my fill and feel like there has to be someone out there that is more deserving of her than me.
Good points:
Body work and paint work still in decent shape and has some skills in the kitchen.
Bad points:
Often makes this noise that cannot be silenced unless you order brand new shiny parts of metal.
Sometimes them skills in the kitchen result in you ending up in hospital. All in all not a bad model for the year, I’m sure some lucky guy will get lots of use.
Offers welcome, may consider a part exchange for a younger model.
Once bought no returns.
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The bids reached £65,880 in two days, and it’s made me think long and hard about my marriage.
£65k could buy me a lot of pizza and beer.
Of course for being so cheeky, I would expect a kick in the shin next time I see some of you. (I’ve already had one off my wife).
To make sure you don’t get sold on eBay or part exchanged for a younger model, go here (3 options):
1.My online academy – https://www.richard-clarke.co.uk/academy/
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https://richardclarke.wufoo.com/forms/diet-club-application-form-sketty/ (Sketty Club)
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Richard Clarke