Rats Having Sex

Read some funny research that said:

“If cheese crumbs are spread before a pair of copulating rats, it will distract the female but not the male.”

I know, I know, want can I say, I spend my time wisely.

If we can draw any parallels between humans and rats we could look at this two ways…

1. Men are interested in sex more that food.

2. Women are interested in food more than sex.

I hear you…

…You have had your suspicions before.

But to stop to eat “during”, come on that’s just rude.

Why do I tell you all this stuff?

Well, at the end of the day, all this health and fitness stuff can be SOOOOOO boring.

Especially if you, like me, have been doing it for nearly 20 years.

That’s why I don’t just send “tips” you can get them anywhere at anytime.

I try to educate and entertain you, make you laugh and keep what I write as interesting as possible.

And then, if I can, try to relate it to being healthy dropping some lard and all that jazz.

I used to write “war and peace” articles, which would take 4 or five hours, maybe more. (many of which are still on the blog)

No one read them really.

But I quickly learnt that you lovely lot prefer to have a laugh and not get too serious

If you learn something along the way, all the better.

Life is serious enough.

Sometimes having fun, being childish, taking the piss is the best thing you can do

You have to sometimes just say “fuck it” and stop worrying about everything all the time.

At the end of the day, all you need is a real problem like a family member or loved one dying or being very ill

To put all the other bullshit into perspective.

Rich “life is too short” Clarke

PS – nothing down here today but thanks for reading all the way down

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