Stupid Diets That Actually Work #1‏

Lets get this party started you sexy beast.

This is the first of several emails I’ll be sending you over the next few days about stupid diets that actually work.

Please note, I DON’T recommend following any of these “diets”.

Some of them could actually kill you.

But, they work fast – in some cases within just seconds.

Anyway, without further ado, stupid diet #1:

The Cocaine Diet

This is a diet where you stop eating, and spend all your money (including your bills money and savings) on large amounts of cocaine.

The cocaine will crank up your metabolism, (and you will talk so much shite) you will lose weight faster than the blink of an eye.

You’ll likely lose your family too.

And your job.

And, eventually your entire life.

But, at least you’ll lose weight.

Of course, if you want to keep your job, life and family…

as well as be healthy, bursting with energy (natural energy, that is), and still be able to eat so-called “forbidden foods” (like cookies, muffins, and burgers etc), then I suggest trying my private members academy.

It won’t work as fast as snorting cocaine all day.

But it’ll be a lot cheaper.

A lot healthier.

And, a lot more fun too.

All without risking a single penny on my 14-DAY FREE TRIAL. You can read about it, get yourself fit, AND lose 7-10lbs in the next 14 days here:

https://www.richard-clarke.co.uk/academy/ 

Richard Clarke

PS – Tomorrow I have another “stupid diet that works” to tell you about, until then my friend…

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